It’s a Thanksgiving movie. It starts on the morning of Thanksgiving and it’s about a family that’s getting ready for the family to come over. The leading man has to be someone funny that you can also feel sorry for. Like a Kevin James or a Michael Ian Black or something. And he has to make sure that everything is PERFECT because his in-laws already don’t like him and they wanted to host Thanksgiving.
So in the morning his scrappy young son is playing with his machinery in the backyard (this will appeal to the Home Alone crowd). He’s waging a war on one of the neighbors dogs or something but something malfunctions and a hive of bees gets catapulted into the house.
So the house is filled with bees. Wow. What a premise, I know.
They spend the next few hours trying to get back into the house and get the bees out.
Oh, also the neighbors are weird and the main guy’s rival. It could be a Zach Galifawhatever or a Jim Rash or something.
This guy turns out to be their greatest ally in getting rid of the bees.
So then one by one the family shows up and they all join the fight to clear the house of bees.
Little by little, the house gets destroyed with every failed attempt. And just wait until the big scene at the end. It’s a big surprise so I don’t want to ruin it, but it’s going to be AMAZING.
Let’s get this movie made everybody.
There is no April Fool’s Day post.
That shit down there! The post about Boozecon, that shit was my 50th post! Wooooooo! Celebrate with me!!! Wooooooooooooo!
IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER
Trampled by Turtles – this is bluegrass and it’s really good bluegrass
Dead to Me – some of the best punk rock i’ve heard in a while. THEY GOT TWO LEAD SINGERS
House Boat – They sound like chixdiggit, rades and i agree on this fact
The Bloodroots Barter – more bluegrass, this time with a raspy voice and sometimes a chick that can’t sing singing. fucking awesome
oh great i have the hiccups
Joyce Manor – oh my god i love this album
tUnE-yArDs – yes that’s how she spells her name but dang yo this is some awesome shits
The Horrible Crowes – basically i love the gaslight anthem and this is the lead singer’s other band so it’s also awesome by default
Red City Radio – pretty good punk
Laura Stevenson & The Cans – this one’s got a girl who is the lead singer and man i’m a sucker for that
Dan Andriano in the Emergency Room – i always wished that the alkaline trio would just start playing country/folk songs and i think this is as close as we’re gonna get
ugh these hiccups are not going away
Fucked Up – basically they have redefined (defined?) hardcore rock operas
The Wonder Years – at first glance this is pussy pop punk and you feel like a pussy for listening to it, but it turns out it’s kind of excellent
The Copyrights – the best pop punk act currently out there
Pokey LaFarge – when you ask children “what do you want to be when you grow up?” they will all say “Pokey LaFarge”
The Decemberists – they put out an EP this year and it’s good
Against Me! – they also put out an EP but really they should have called it a single because it’s just 2 songs and one of them is called “occult enemies” and i like to play that song whenever i am killing things in wow
Night Birds – i wish more bands did punk rock the way these guys do punk rock
Cobra Skulls – cowpunk, their last album was a bit more cow and this one is a bit more punk, i’m not sure which one i like more
Wild Flag – remember that chick from sleater-kinney? she’s got a new band that is not as good but is still good
Man Man – so damn fucking weird
Teenage Bottlerocket – i know they had a recent EP but i don’t even know for sure if it came out in 2011, whatever they’re awesome
The Swellers – pretty much the best pop rock out there
Beirut – again, i don’t know if this came out in 2011 but who gives a shit at this point
this list had better end soon because these hiccups are fucking annoying
Bomb The Music Industry! – consistently incredible
Continental – this is some good ass punk rock
Mariachi El Bronx – fuck yeah horns section
Andrew Jackson Jihad – not as good as his previous work, but still better than the shit you listen to
Murder By Death – they just put out a collection of b-sides and live stuff but it’s good
ok i guess that’s enough, go listen to all this stuff or else we’re not friends anymore
EDIT: because i forgot a couple of awesome things
O’Death – great folk
Banner Pilot – great punk
ok that’s enough FOR REAL until i remember some other things i forgot
I think I’m gonna go with 1920 x 1200.