Step 1: Be Horde
I’m sure you could do this as Alliance over Stormwind, but why would you want to do that? Quit being stupid and just play horde.
Step 2: Be a caster
This guide is for Druids, Mages, Priests, Shamans, and Warlocks ONLY. Death Knights, Hunters, Paladins, Rogues, and Warriors are losers.
Step 3: Dragonwrath
Go through the legendary questline to obtain Dragonwrath, Tarecgosa’s Rest. This is the longest step and will probably take you about 2-3 weeks to complete. Don’t turn in the last quest just yet though.
Step 4: Don your pimp suit and cane
You do have a pimp suit and cane, right?
Step 5: Finish the last quest
You’re gonna ride this disk up top and look like such a badass while you do it.
Step 6: Get dat staff
There’s gonna be some crazyballs electricity and then the staff is gonna show up and you’re gonna pick it up.
Step 7: Splooge all over the internet now that you have a legendary
And don’t forget to take screenshots of funny things your guildies say:
Please be sure to look forward to my next post, entitled “How to be the first person the enemy targets in PvP (or) How I learned to quit riding into battlegrounds as Tarecgosa”