Tickets Now Available for Boozecon 2011

And there was much rejoicing.

You read the headline?  Hell yeah you did.  That’s why you can’t stop joyously fist pumping.  You want details?  Hell yeah you do.

Boozecon 2011 will be held October 21-22 at the Anaheim Convention Center in Anaheim, CA.  Tickets are now available at your local grocer or liquor store (depending on liquor laws in your county or parish).  Just purchase 750mL of your favorite liquor from any location and bring it to the convention center for instant admission.  Whiskey is preferred, but for attendees that are so inclined a 12-pack of beer is also acceptable (none of that light bullshit, please).

There will be tons of booze, drinking games, booze, pizza, booze, and a special keynote presentation from Aldous (me) where he (I) will reveal the newest exciting boozekin project!  More details on Boozecon activities for this year will be released in the coming weeks.

Must be 23 or older for admission.

Aldous Learns to Draw: Part 6

I didn’t think it was possible.  I’m so sorry… I… I didn’t mean to do it.  I was just trying to learn how to draw.  I’m so sorry.  I swear I’ll uninstall Paint if you just forgive me.  It was already so ugly to begin with… please forgive me… the next thing I knew it had taken on a life of its own.  I’m so sorry… please forgive me… I don’t know if I can forgive myself…

Aquatic Bulldog Form?

T13 Set Bonus Analysis: New Druid Healing Spec in 4.3?

Sorry about the long downtime folks, I would have been home a lot sooner but I got distracted during the drive back.

The whiskey is a lie.

A word to the wise: skip this place.  I sampled water from just about every portion of that bay and absolutely NONE of it was whiskey.

Anyways, last week some Twitter people datamined the new Tier 13 set bonuses and there are some very interesting conclusions to be made for druids.  Here’s what they were able to find:

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Brewfest 2011: How to DPS Coren Direbrew

The most glorioush holiday in all of Azeroth is upon ush… hic!  Coren Direbrew is not the pushover you once remember him ash though.  There are some intereshting fight mechanics that I will be covering today through a series of picturesh… hic!

Kill him. Take his mugs.

Click through to see the gallery.

(Edit: I took out the shitty WordPress gallery and just slapped all the pics on the page, sorry if it’s huge!)

(Edit 2: that’s what he said)

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Patch 4.3 Round-up & Predictions

Wow, what a day for news.  I don’t know about you guys, but I am AMPED for all the new content Blizz announced today.  There’s no time to waste so let’s get right down to it.

New Rogue Legendary Dagger

I’m not a rogue and I don’t have a rogue so it’s hard for me to give a shit about this.  From what I understand, the legendary weapon will be a black dragon egg.  Personally I think that would make more sense as a trinket or something but whatever.

Too big and too round to be a decent weapon. I guess the spikes are okay.

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Boozekin Class Feedback Response

Hurricane: Great spell or greatest spell?

Those of you who know me know that I am a very trendy individual.  That’s why when I saw everybody posting their responses to the class feedback requests that Blizzard put up, I knew that I just had to steal it and make it my own.  Yeah yeah, I know it’s been done…

But it ain’t never been done like this before, baby!

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