Aldous Learns to Draw: Part 10

I’m getting much, much worse. Nymphy commissioned this drawing from me and sent me some pictures of her mage, lying there dead in a raid. I did not do well at all. You can see the original after the break if you like.

The stripes on her dress just make it look like she has a see-through dress that lets you see her broken, mangled legs. Her shoulders make her look like a shark. Her flaming sword looks highly inappropriate.

And is that poop on her head? I don't even know.

I’ll try again later, I’ll do you more justice, I promise.

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Aldous Learns to Draw: Part 9

I think the main problem is that I had bitten off more than I can chew.  If I really want to learn how to draw I’m gonna have to start off small.  I shall start trying my hand at some of Azeroth’s simpler creations.

I’m pretty proud of this one.  You can totally tell what it is and the colors are (mostly) filled in.  I’m getting pretty drunkier right now so hopefully I’ll keep drawing tonight.

For the Horde!

Aldous Learns to Draw: Part 6

I didn’t think it was possible.  I’m so sorry… I… I didn’t mean to do it.  I was just trying to learn how to draw.  I’m so sorry.  I swear I’ll uninstall Paint if you just forgive me.  It was already so ugly to begin with… please forgive me… the next thing I knew it had taken on a life of its own.  I’m so sorry… please forgive me… I don’t know if I can forgive myself…

Aquatic Bulldog Form?

Aldous Learns to Draw: Part 1

My ultimate dream is to have a picture of a sad, crying boozekin drowning his sorrows at a bar while his three treant buddies attempt to console him.  There is no way I can make this happen right now so I am going to practice drawing shitty boozekins on my computer until I get decent.  This is my first attempt, didn’t come out as terrible as I thought it would.

Attempt #1