- Hi folks. It’s been a while, hasn’t it? Let’s get down to business.
- The old LFR drinking game is horribly outdated. It needs updating. Wait a minute, wouldn’t the opposite of “outdated” be “indated”? And “updating” would be the opposite of “downdating.” THESE ARE WORDS? WHAT IS GOING ON.
Also, due to the tragic deaths of a guild in South Dakota after their attempts to complete my original drinking game, I am now legally obligated to severely reduce the number of reasons to drink to make the game more “realistic.” Realistic for who, a fucking pussy? Anyways, if you want to play “LFR Classic Crunksauce Drunkboss Mode” then just quadruple all of the given values for how many drinks you should take. LET’S GO!!!
You’re zoned in, waiting for the group to fill up, and you have zero healers in the group – drink once for every minute that you’re waiting
Someone pulls trash when you have no healers – 2
Someone is wearing nothing but PvP gear – 1
The tank is wearing nothing but PvP gear – 2
The raid wipes on trash – down your drink
Someone pulls the boss before the group is full – 2
Someone drops group during the boss fight – 2
The tank drops group during the boss fight – 3
Someone is AFK for an entire encounter – 1
A DPS pulls aggro off the tanks – 2
The raid wipes on a boss – 3
You survived the encounter without ever even moving once – down the rest of your drink
A DPS does less than a tank – drink once for each DPS
A DPS does less than a healer – drink twice for each DPS
You win a piece of gear – 1
You win a piece of gear that you already had – 3
You win a piece of gear from spending a loot token – 3
You win a piece of gear that you already had from spending a loot token – 5
Have fun! Get drunk!
*Please Raid Responsibly*
Next blizzcon, we should form a makeshift LAN party and play this.
My god. I am doing this….I will probably die 😀
After reading your post, I am looking forward to this. Your post is particular useful, plz keep going.