I’m getting much, much worse. Nymphy commissioned this drawing from me and sent me some pictures of her mage, lying there dead in a raid. I did not do well at all. You can see the original after the break if you like.
The stripes on her dress just make it look like she has a see-through dress that lets you see her broken, mangled legs. Her shoulders make her look like a shark. Her flaming sword looks highly inappropriate.
And is that poop on her head? I don't even know.
I’ll try again later, I’ll do you more justice, I promise.
I think the main problem is that I had bitten off more than I can chew. If I really want to learn how to draw I’m gonna have to start off small. I shall start trying my hand at some of Azeroth’s simpler creations.
I’m pretty proud of this one. You can totally tell what it is and the colors are (mostly) filled in. I’m getting pretty drunkier right now so hopefully I’ll keep drawing tonight.
For the Horde!
I’m going to include the source picture on this one because without it you probably won’t be able to tell what the heck I was trying to draw.
What did I draw?
Are you ready for it? Here’s what I was drawing:
Don’t even look at this one, just avert your eyes. It’s terrible.
Does this even look like a troll?
I didn’t think it was possible. I’m so sorry… I… I didn’t mean to do it. I was just trying to learn how to draw. I’m so sorry. I swear I’ll uninstall Paint if you just forgive me. It was already so ugly to begin with… please forgive me… the next thing I knew it had taken on a life of its own. I’m so sorry… please forgive me… I don’t know if I can forgive myself…
Aquatic Bulldog Form?
I’ve really outdone myself this time. The level of detail I’ve been able to emulate, the shading, the intense facial expression… I don’t think this kind of quality can really be matched anywhere else. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the Naked Tauren.
This is pretty professional, FYI.
This is just getting embarrassing now.
Edit: Forgot to mention that this was requested by rosaamarilla.
Rades requested that I draw a picture of a flaming treant. This may or may not just be a regular treant wearing a sombrero. Further proof that I should never ever attempt to draw again.
Treants are a lot harder to draw than boozekins, and I’m not even that drunk yet! This is going to be tougher than I thought.
My ultimate dream is to have a picture of a sad, crying boozekin drowning his sorrows at a bar while his three treant buddies attempt to console him. There is no way I can make this happen right now so I am going to practice drawing shitty boozekins on my computer until I get decent. This is my first attempt, didn’t come out as terrible as I thought it would.